One Bright Day in the Middle of the Night
A documentary in stupid
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Hell, I've Baked Brownies
how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Hell, I've Baked Brownies
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Relevant? Like really, is there a murderer in your house?
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Hell, I've Baked Brownies
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Hell, I've Baked Brownies
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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Photo reblogged from Four of Them
#pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS #wizardwear fashion pls #also UGHHH FLEUR and UGHHHH FLEUR/BILL #i am all over that shit #GORGEOUS FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ALSO THE STRONGEST AND MOST CAPABLE STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL #(her co-ed school thank you VERY much) #WHO SHACKS UP WITH THE SUPER HOT ALSO CAPABLE GINGER BRITISH ~BAD BOY~ WHO BREAKS CURSES FOR A LIVING #and then isn’t even phased for a fucking second when he gets bitten by a fucking WEREWOLF #I AM BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ZE BOTH OF US I THINK #yeah girl #you go get your people don’t let his stuffy relative hold u down yeah #the realest
(Source: apriki)
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Post reblogged from do u even twerk
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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Post reblogged from do u even twerk
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
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Photo reblogged from do u even twerk
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
I love this
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Post reblogged from do u even twerk
THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD
Shipping pixels like its going outta style
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Photo reblogged from I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t, and I have the balls!
GDI I just had to jump into the bandwagon >:|
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Photo reblogged from Four of Them
OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.
I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.
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Post reblogged from Kris-Kross Applesauce
i never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kissdamn.
(Source: nellsays)
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Post reblogged from Kris-Kross Applesauce
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
(Source: insaneandproudofit)
